(John Du Prez | Eric Idle)
[LADY OF THE LAKE]
What ever happened to my part?
It was exciting at the start.
Now we're halfway through Act Two
And I've had nothing yet to do.
I've been offstage for far too long
It's ages since I had a song.
This is one unhappy Diva
The producers have deceived her.
There is nothing I can sing from my heart.
Whatever happened to my part?
I am sick of my career
Always stuck in second gear
Up to here, with frustration and with fears.
I've no Grammy no Rewards,
I've no Tony Awards,
I'm Constantly replaced with Britney Spears
Whatever happened to my show?
I was a hit, now I don't know.
I'm with a bunch of British Knights,
Prancing 'round in woolly tights.
I might as well go to the Pub
They've been out searching for a shrub
Out shopping for a Bush
Well they can kiss my Tush
It seems to me they've really lost the plot
Whatever happened to my...
Oh call my Agent, Dammit
Whatever happened to my
Not yours, not yours,